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New Jersey 

The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.
Ron"That kid is a total tool"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"

Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
New Jersey by Dave424 February 16, 2008

New Jersey 

One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.

We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.

We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.

Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).

About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.

A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?

Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
A:Welcome to New Jersey!
B:What's that smell?
A:Yeah, sorry about that,that's New York and PA.

new favourite person 

also see new favorite person / new best friend

term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
Great Idea! I'll get to work on it right away!


You, sir/madam, are my new favourite peson.

new breed 

Somebody who loves retro colours and well literally retro everything.
skinnie jeans are a must have,
own hair extenstions,
like emo/greb style & music
dont really have much of a set style
bright tops, dolly shoes and belts.
big logos or huge font sentences on tops
another word for seen emo
love myspace
im a new breed, i love myspace, skinnies rock! emo kid!
new breed by ami-louise93 December 26, 2007

new alternative 

Todays new music, that all has the same beat.
Boys like girls, Death cab for cutie, the sick puppies, the used, jacks mannequin, the starting line, simple plan.

all gay.
you get it.
OMG, i like love new alternative, so much better then rock...
new alternative by loveee January 24, 2008

NEW LEAGUE of idiots 

the name given to a group of people or a company that simply never cease to outdo themselves in achieving stupidness
wow! a NEW LEAGUE of idiots
NEW LEAGUE of idiots by not igor December 20, 2008

New Poon 

Being a straight male going to watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?

Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon
New Poon by NeverwillseeTwilight November 20, 2009