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Aline Bachmann Moment

Wenn eine Person bewusst eine falsche Handlung ausübt und mehrmals , mit Beweisen, hingewiesen wird dass das eine scheiß Aktion war, diese Handlung leugnet.
Ich habe dieses Krebskranke Mädchen nicht betrogen. Sie hat ihre Spendeneinnahmen nicht versteuert!!! Richtiger Aline Bachmann Moment.
by FetteFotze September 4, 2022
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certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
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Peter Parker Moment

A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.
Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Prime Moments Giuseppe

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by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
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Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.
by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022
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Eggy boi moment

When you simp too much for people online, but you try n' deny it
person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"
by andersite March 14, 2022
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