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The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet
Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Un-National Best Friends Day

I decided I should finally make a video of my best friends โค๏ธ

So I made this ๐Ÿ˜น
Un-National Best Friends Day
by Look.Here. September 16, 2022
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best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above
I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!
by Jshnsjsjaj March 4, 2024
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Jeremy Best

Your New Best Friend and current Fantasy Wrestling Alliance world champion of Friendship. Leader of the best group of all time, the Friendship Wrestling Alliance. Defender of Friendship. Slayer of the demon that inhabited the skin of his now deceased best friend, Krash. Saved Lizzie Rose's broken brain.
Wow, I can't believe Jeremy Best gave me a hug today. What a great guy.
by Bestie69 June 17, 2025
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