Hard

To be hard, punching someone in the face. Owning a gun. Shooting someone. Stabbing someone. Drug dealing. Growing drugs. Being a part of a gang. Boxing. Kicking someones door off. Being arrested for fighting. Stopping friends from being beaten up and beating the person up thats trying to hurt them. Running downstairs with a machete to save your dads life after 3 men break in.

Sacha was so hard she stabbed that guy in the hand when he toched her leg.

by anonymous January 19, 2024

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Try-Hard

Someone who 'tries' too 'hard' to present themself as their idea of "cool", oblivious to the fact nobody else feels that way about their expression, instead coming off as corny / cringe-worthy. This might be a dude doing a burnout while driving past a group of unimpressed girls, or a pampered middle class youth displaying the gestures and sentiments of a hustler.

Person 1: "Did you see Kevins instagram post fronting like 'mr money' with like $80 in his hands?"
Person 2: "Yea I tried not to say anything... that's barely 1 days work... he's such a try-hard"

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Person 1: "checkout that try-hard with the frosted tips and Guy Fieri shirt.. oh wait that's actually Guy Fieri"

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Person 1: "Rob deliberately turns his music up like a full try-hard when driving past people dude, he thinks he's so cool"

by SocialVulture February 11, 2022

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)

"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"

by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing?

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Hard

If someone roasts someone and you agree it's true

person 1: "Yo, person 3 you've got no eyebrows"
person 2: "Hard ahhaha"

by ceebs.man September 15, 2017