green onion cake

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.
Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...
by Urs V September 28, 2008
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green around the gills

The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.
dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.

dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.

dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!
by no1sandman March 20, 2010
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Green Bean Moment

A decisive point in an argument when somebody's point becomes entirely invalid by making a simple mistake. Derived from the thought process of stepping on a Green Bean while delivering a skull crushing comeback.
Person 1: "so to conclude, I **stutters** I.."
Person 2: "nah shut up man thats a green bean moment, you're done"
by Hunkyman August 21, 2022
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Tea Leaf Green

A face-melting psychedelic band from San Francisco, CA.
I tried to get knucks at the Tea Leaf Green show last night, but instead my face melted.
by bigbear40 May 27, 2008
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Green Mountain College

A private, co-ed, small liberal arts college located in Poultney, Vermont. Founded as the "Troy Conference Academy" by the Methodist Church in 1834. Green Mountain College (GMC as it is nicknamed by students) has had many incarnations over it's 175 year history. From Academy, to a very exclusive preppy-women's college, back to co-ed status, and since the mid 1990's focusing on environmentalism, and related movements.

Green Mountain students tend to study art, education, psychology, complaining, and griping. Everyone complains about the food being terrible yet they line up at every meal early and proceed to push and shove to get their share.

Students tend to be earthy, left-leaning, and entitled. Alums from all generations and stripes get all "misty-eyed" over their fun times at 'ol GMC. The campus is beautiful and inspiring in all of its incarnations and moods over the decades. A "Simon and Garfunkel" song come to life.

I'd go there.
Did you hear about Green Mountain College? No, it's not a head-shop, it's an actual college! No, no! It's not a bud-farm. No, they don't have a bong team (wink)! They have some really cool students, really groovy teachers and small campus that is in one of the best places on earth. In Vermont! For sure bro! Check it out holmes!
by blutowski December 8, 2012
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green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 9, 2003
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Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

Climactic phrase from the Charlton Heston film.
Usually shouted at random in a bar or restaurant, very melodramatically.
Guy1: Hey man, you want to grab some chow?

Guy2: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
by samurai cowboy July 24, 2005
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