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i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
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its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.
I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.
by Tstretch January 13, 2025
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Got em

This phrase is often used after "roasting" someone, or playing a trick on someone behind their back. These days, the younger generations use it to be a joke, and not in a cruel way.
Cameron: "Boy, I don't know a bit of this French."

Aubrey: "Well, maybe if you didn't work on computers all day and would study for once, you would get the gist!"

Ally: "Oh! Got em!"
by @TheRoseBowler September 2, 2017
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You got 4

referring to the four players needed to play a multiplayer game requiring a team of four or zombies on Call of Duty.
Person A: Yo man, want to play some zombies

Person B: I'm already playing
Person A: You got 4?
Person B: Yeah
by TS Jigglez December 9, 2010
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got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017
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You just got chucked

When something or someone gets absolutely destroyed either physically or mentally.
Damn! You just got chucked by that steamroller.
by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020
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dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022
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