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head fucked

1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head
3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets
"Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."

Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes".
by Jameslikesbex September 2, 2006
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sucking fucks

something just completely sucks.
Bob said,"I got grounded last night."
Then I said,"That sucking fucks."
by Ty W. March 21, 2008
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grease fuck

"Grease Fuck" or "Greasefuck"
1. Someone who intakes a large amount of grease in one day, in the form of Fast Food, etc.

2. Generally Unclean, and out of shape.
raven: boxybrown ordered 10 tacos at taco bell tonight, then ate my leftovers.

carn: whoa, what a grease fuck
by carnstar January 8, 2008
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Down as fuck.

Down as fuck. Down to do anything. Crazy minded. Willing to do anything crazy.

Ready to fight.

Gang in Palmdale California.
I'm down as fuck. To go fight the other gang.
I'm down as fuck to drink all night.
by Tony Hurtado December 22, 2018
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Fuck Off

"Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?

~ Billy Connoly
Bob: "Hey I'm going through your stuff."
Bill: "Fuck off!"
by Rising Pepsi December 24, 2010
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Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.
My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.
by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008
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media-fuck

n.
a) An instance where the media has led an individual to believe strongly in something entirely wrong or irrelevant.
b) When the media convinces someone to do something beyond the realm of common-sense.

v.
Using the media to counteract people's common sense and make them believe in things they shouldn't.
Did you hear about the media-fuck where a kid tried to copy Jackass and got anally violated by a chainsaw?

99% of Americans are victimized by media-fuck each year.

Oh man, he actually thinks intelligent design is a valid scientific theory? He got media-fucked up the ass.
by Brad Alexander April 24, 2006
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