Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 02, 2020

donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.

"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."

by starnermy January 03, 2023

Donkey

A Racing game showcasing the IBM PC's Graphical powers. The game is about a car avoiding donkeys on the road.

The IBM PC comes bundled with Donkey.

by Darkbross November 09, 2022

Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)

I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.

by The Yehudanater April 04, 2022

Donkey car

When a bunch of circus Mexicans pack theirselves into a tiny car!

Them niggas just pulled a donkey car!

by Boombang! May 10, 2014

argentine donkey

A term from the Royal Marines meaning Corned Beef.

What's in that sandwich? Not bloody argentine donkey again?!?

by onlyz October 26, 2013

Sunny Donkey

A made up name for Sunny D orange juice

Guy 1: "Want some Sunny Donkey?"
Guy 2: "What the hell is Sunny Donkey?
Guy 1: "Sunny D, the juice."
Guy 2: "You have lost your speaking privileges."

by rodrick_wellington69 November 13, 2020