Coke docking

When 2 guys are docking and a chick comes and puts a hollywood over both their dicks while they’re jerking off. And snorts said line over the foreskin overlap.

Well I seen these 2 guys docking and I had a bag of blow on me so I thought why not make a line over their 2 dicks that are connected by the foreskin and do a Hollywood. I was totally coke docking that night

by MILLLLATHEKILLAAAA March 10, 2021

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021

alphabetical documentaries

Assorted historical-entertainment productions, arranged in A-Z order:
BLOCumentary: Details of assorted common-goal groups
BLOCKumentary: All about cube-shaped objects
BOCKumentary: History of dark-beer brewing
COCKumentary: History of how lucky you got wif da fairer gender
CLOCKumentary: Details how da set for Doc Brown's laboratory was created
CROCKumentary: An expose of BS, or presents a timeline of how stoneware has evolved over da millennia

DOCKumentary: Tells about boat-piers from over da years
FLOCKumentary: All about warmth-linings, or "birds of a feather" social-behavior
FROCKumentary: Details fancy-schmancy dress-up duds for kiddos
GLOCKumentary: Discusses how Madea deals with "getters" who "done got" her
HOCKumentary: Expounds on topics regarding pawn-shops or leg-joints
JOCKumentary: History of athletes
KNOCKumentary: All about door-tapping and da related highly-popular pun-type jokes
LOCHumentary: Tells about inland waterways and ocean inlets
LOCKumentary: Details of hair-styles or mechanical exclusionary devices
MOCKumentary: A spoof on a genuine educational film

Additional examples of alphabetical documentaries might include:
NOCKumentary: All about archery
POCKumentary: How small dents are created
ROCKumentary: Educates viewers about minerals, thumpy-thump music, or tipsy chairs
SOCKumentary: All you need to know about cloth foot-coverings

SHOCKumentary: A really startling/dramatic educational film
SMOCKumentary: Da history of outer garments worn for protective/decorative purposes
SPOCKumentary: A biography of everyone's favorite logical-minded spaceman
STOCKumentary: All about farm-animals, long-gun butts, or Wall Street trading
TOCKumentary: Companion-episode to a TICKumentary
WALKumentary: All about gettin' up off'n yer lazy fat a** and "hoofin' it" sometimes, instead of always riding in a vehicle
WOKumentary: Da assorted details and attributes of Chinese cookin'

by QuacksO April 10, 2021

Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it

That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams

by Criptix June 1, 2021

cala docious

So gay that you acting straight but you really just gay

Man I can’t believe how Cala docious you are, I literally just walked in on you fucking another man

by Caladocious dickweed June 19, 2021

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.

Dorvid’s massive shlong engulfed Coby and Brent’s little wieners in a spontaneous late-night T-Docking session.

by Bildo the baggage claimant June 21, 2021

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.

Dorvid’s massive schlong engulfed Brent and Coby’s wieners in a late night T-Docking rendezvous.

by Bildo the baggage claimant June 21, 2021