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Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it
by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
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default dance december

when someone says "default" or "dance" you have to do fortnite default dance. this also works with "default dance." if someone says "default," "dance" or default dance repeatly, that person has to do the default dance.
person 1. yo man
person 2. have you heard of the dance competition
person 1. does default dance
person 3. happy default dance december guys
person 1 and 2. does default dance
by a retarded, random person November 24, 2018
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Dry Dick December

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022
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Don't die December

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.
Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.
by Harvek December 1, 2020
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December 12, 2012

December 12, 2012 is NOT the date of the apocalypse. Many other dates were set as the end-day, but time still went on after that.

This is the date that the ancient Mayan Calendar says that this era of time will end. According to the Mayan, the human race will "change." Some have speculated that it will be a change in our politics, culture, climate of the world, or even evolution. Others believe nothing will actually happen on this date.
Person 1: OMG!!! The world's gonna end in December 12, 2012!!!

Person 2: No it won't!!!
by crazyhead June 3, 2009
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Don't Shit December

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!
-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?
by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG November 5, 2018
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Daily dick december

Must give your girl dick every day in december
Girl, are you celebrating daily dick december
by KathrynMack November 11, 2018
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