"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"
"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 February 8, 2010
Get the Devil's Ice Creammug. Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
Get the Televisual face creamingmug. As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face
by By SSR March 2, 2021
Get the Lean creammug. The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?
Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
Get the Whipped Cream Twist Conemug. If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022
Get the The cream manmug. Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!
by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023
Get the Ice Cream Breakmug. by phillydeee March 26, 2021
Get the Craft Ice Creammug.