Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.

“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”

by Captain Greaseball September 16, 2023

tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 30, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Alito Me Call<.7.9.7.6.>

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 28, 2025

Call me tangerine

Something DJ Khaled Said and it’s actually hilarious

“*shows orange watch* “call me tangerine” - DJ khaled fly high king

by Callmetangerine October 20, 2023