Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

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Call of Fortcraft V

A trending game that is so fun and cool!

yo Tom, wanna hop on Call of Fortcraft V

by buckaroo10 April 12, 2023

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well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6>Name Calling Name<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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thot calling

Thot calling is when female post something on their story risky begging for attention

Me:bro did you see that girls story last night

Bro:yeah bro she was Thot calling

by kingjaythefirst May 4, 2021

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I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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