Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

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the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

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The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021

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Birds Nest

When you are fishing with a spinning-baitcasting reel and make a mistake causing line to unspool randomly and get tangled.

"Bro I got a huge bird nest. That poles done."

Birds nest - When your line gets tangled

by FishManSnagged October 16, 2025

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Pranit Bird

Also known as a cockabee, the pranit bird tends to vibrate at subconscious frequencies causing eardrums to vibrate to the point of equilibrium expansion.

oh dudes is that a pranit bird I see? COVER YOUR EARS

by Dalolrx December 11, 2023

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