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Michael Blinky Waters

Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.

He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"
by OHOHOWND April 12, 2010
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Sea water in the reactor

Describing a vain, last-ditch effort to resolve a hopeless problem, often borne out of desperation. The measure normally has little to no chance of preventing an adverse result, and is often little more than a token display of action by the responsible party.

Refers to the effort by authorities to use sea water to flood damaged reactors at the Fukushima Nuclear plant in March 2011. Although no viable options presented themselves in the face of impending meltdown, the gambit to use sea water had little chance of success and in fact ran the risk of producing flammabile hydrogren as a byproduct.
From fifty five yards out and with the wind in their face, the team's decision to kick a last minute field goal was little more than sea water in the reactor.

When the near-bankrupt company tried to find a buyer for its worthless assets, almost all observers saw the move as being no better than running sea water through the reactor, and that insolvency was unavoidable.
by hammertime0101 March 31, 2011
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Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes
I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.
by Flying Puck November 28, 2010
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Water-way Robbery

When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.
I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!
by jthejetplane August 28, 2010
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still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water
Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk
by Kwp58 May 21, 2014
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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
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Cold Water Challenge

Where people think its impressive to pour ice water over their head on a 100 degree day.
Hi I am an idiot, And this is my cold water challenge. If I do this, I think I dont have to donate to ALS.
by Madpuppy November 12, 2014
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