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Woodland Caribou Park Canoe Wash

It is an oral sex move performed on a woman where the performer holds their hands on the receivers thighs and pushes them up and down in a wave like action while simultaneously moving their face along with their mouth and tongue up and down from the bottom of the anus to the clit repeatedly ideally until she squirts.
Oh my god he gave me the Woodland Caribou Park Canoe Wash last night soo good.
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Colorado Car Wash

Going down Colfax avenue getting spit on by the hookers and the homeless.
This economy is so bad all I can afford these days is a Colorado car wash.

My utilities got shut off so now all that's left is a Colorado car wash.
Colorado Car Wash by Just Handy April 21, 2026

Indian Hand Wash 

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.
Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?
Indian Hand Wash by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.
I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.
Tokyo car wash by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025

A Towel that Washed 

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.
Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
A Towel that Washed by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.
Bulgarian Car Wash by Not only this November 19, 2025

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.
Bulgarian Car Wash by Not only this November 19, 2025