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chris perez

chris perez is not gay,he has a huge penis and can do freaky shit in the bed,but he can be a bit of a handful if you fuck with him
he has a big penis he is such a chris perez
by qupid October 23, 2019
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Chris Harding

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!
by Yoffer June 8, 2024
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Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE
did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”
by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024
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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.
Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?
by Wowwowweewow September 12, 2021
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Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Chris Fong

That guy who fucked me last night was a real Chris Fong
by Logan135 May 7, 2018
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