I need a fucking monster energy.
Mom: Stop drinking that your going to have a heart attack
Me: But mom its just soooo good
Mom: Stop drinking that your going to have a heart attack
Me: But mom its just soooo good
by ?JUICE BOX? December 4, 2025
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Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
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