The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.
Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.
by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

The sock rule is used when having sex with the homies simular to no homo this automatically makes it not gay
Todd:Damn bro my dick is hard
Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"
Todd:Stop that's gay
Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo
Todd:No Homo
Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"
Todd:Stop that's gay
Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo
Todd:No Homo
by Mangomegamuncher April 25, 2025

When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021

Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...
by megb713 March 22, 2010

by thisnigga August 4, 2013

They go on your feet
by oovoojaver134 November 16, 2019
