snakes

people who pretend to be a "friend", but when you really need them, they aren't there. Most of the times is a snake found by girls, where they also are called fake friends or bitches. I hope truly that you will never ever get a fake friend, but there's a 99% chance that u already have one (or 5...). So good luck and kick the snakes ass!

snakes stab u in the back so be cautious

by pugsarecool January 15, 2017

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011

Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022

Snake

Someone who is a 5”11 and has a huge ego and forehead.

That fatneek KSI is a huge snake.

by Hexagonallanal October 5, 2020

The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.

"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"

by Rage Cage 33 April 11, 2012

Drake Snake

Drake's 10 metre defeater.

Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake June 13, 2024