Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire
by Toby magenta January 03, 2022
Get the Penis snake mug.
all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake
all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2
by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021
Get the all them years dutch for this snake mug.

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers
Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."
by Goof Snake January 23, 2016
Get the goof snakes mug.

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose
...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut
by turbocandy November 28, 2018
Get the snake clutch mug.

The snake charmer

Where a man would cream pie a woman, but after doing so would suck all of the semen out of the vagina and spit it out next to him like snake venom.
I did the snake charmer on that freaky bitch last night, won’t lie not gonna do it again.
by Fat old drongo February 09, 2021
Get the The snake charmer mug.

Snake Trap

A building where snake breeders and snake enthusiasts buy, sell, produce, and simply enjoy exotic animals.
I can't wait to hit the Snake Trap and grab a new Double Het Clown Pastel Pied Python.
by Snake Trap Sessions December 10, 2018
Get the Snake Trap mug.

trouser snake

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.
A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."
by BrochachoYT May 25, 2020
Get the trouser snake mug.