Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

Sexual Vagrant

A white, a harlot, a Jezebel, a Jaye

Jaye, are you a sexual vagrant??!

by 47? July 11, 2025

sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.

Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?

by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

Fly-sexual

A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.

Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!

Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020

Sexual battlefield

the term used to describe one's risky or dangerous sexual behaviors. Said behaviors often end in massive failure, generally followed by moderate to severe injury.

Tilly's Friday nights are almost always ended with a sexual battlefield.

by theADHDhero August 1, 2012

K pop sexual

When you are a k pop stan and you are really attracted to the members of groups and you are a fucking simp and can't have a gf/bf because you like Korean boys/girls

person: I like you
k pop sexual: are u a Korean girl/boy
person: no
k pop sexual: k bye

by Miho.jghk January 22, 2021