Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Radioactive Horse Piss

Some sort of mysterious hydrocarbon fuel that may or may not run an engine. God knows what it's made of or how old it is. Often found in the fuel tanks of broken lawnmowers and abandoned trucks.

"I don't know what's in this jerry can. Probably just some radioactive horse piss."

by Paperpaper22 May 18, 2020

Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.

I was competing in the Gandalf Piss Challenge

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

Radioactive Horse Piss

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.

Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.

by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020

Pussy Piss Fountain

When a man is on the toilet with an erect penis and you put it in your vagina and he pee’s inside you so that it goes up and then flows out into the toilet like a fountain.

“Last night I was so horny I let him make Pussy Piss Fountain and then just rode him on the toilet”

by PussyPisser November 2, 2020

piss to my ear

When someone is talking bullshit

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"

by Thehostess April 24, 2017

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016