by FUFUlegend May 14, 2020
Get the what makemug. The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
Get the Making mustardmug. (adj) something that makes sense.
Etymology: from German, translated directly into Germanized English.
Etymology: from German, translated directly into Germanized English.
by Ami in Berlin December 13, 2012
Get the sense-makingmug. There I was dancing at a Club dancing with a hunk named Juan. Suddenly he was there grabbing my arm and leading me into his car. I could tell we were driving to a nearby hotel. He was staying there, but I am not quite sure. Everything was blurry until we got into the suite. He led me into the bathroom and started unzipping the back of my dress. He pulled it down to my ankles so that I only had on my bra and a thong. He knelt down so his face was at my hips and tugged down my thong. I started to unbutton his shirt revealing tanned toned skin. I tugged down his jeans and boxers. He wrapped his arms around me and started to unfasten my bra. He led me into the shower and turned on the water. He grabbed my neck and pushed it into a long kiss sticking his tongue into my mouth. As our bodies got we laid down In the bath. He slowly started to slip himself into me. I moaned in ecstasy As he slowly slipped out of me. I rolled over so I was on top. He grinned evilly as he laid his hands on my breasts. I thrust. myself forwards and instantly orgasmed. Then he led me out of the shower and into his bed. The wet sheets clung to our bodies as I wrapped my legs around him and me made out for what felt like forever. He rolled over so he was on top he grabbed by breasts and thrust himself into me, I screamed his name. We wrapped our arms and legs around each other and rolled around while making out. Juan grabbed my wrist and held them down while he slowly slipped into me and back out.
He grabbed my head and slipped his tongue into my mouth and held my breath until I became light headed. He held down my hips and pressed his soft fingertips into my hips, moving closer and closer to the middle suddenly he releases and dropped his abdomen into mine thrusting himself into me. He buries his face in between my breasts. He grabs my chest and squeezes while taking me down into an swift kiss. He bit my bottom lip and ran his tongue along my lips. I sat up and pushed him back feeling in control he grinned. I jumped on top of him and buried my face in his chest. I sat up and switch to the other end. Putting my legs around his abdomen and sat up on his chest. He sat up so his face was at my shoulder. He grabbed my breast from behind and laid back down. He wrapped his legs around me and moved his abdomen forward and back moving me up and down. I rolled over and laid on top of him. I put my breast in front of his face, he seemed delighted. I sat up so he was looking at my stomach. And lay backward so I was laying back across with my head on his thighs we rolled over and I twerked his chest went up and down. We stayed up all night turning and twisting all over each other. Morning came before we knew it.holding me. We were on love. We scheduled another time “to connect”. The next time was even better. We turned, thrust, l saw every part of him, and He saw every part of me. Making Love was my specialty.
by Smexymister October 13, 2020
Get the Making Lovemug. by robinjo95 May 18, 2024
Get the Make popcornmug. by bronwynm May 15, 2021
Get the national make buff fix unturned daymug. When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
Get the making mashed potatoesmug.