Baby Olympics

When parents constantly compete so that their children advance more quickly, have more toys, have bigger birthday parties etc. than their "friends".

Oh yes, John and Jane are playing the Baby Olympics, they've invited 125 kids to their son's birthday party.

by StainlessSteelRat February 19, 2011

Double baby

A kiss where both people involved suckle on each other's lips like babies.

Wolf will double baby anything with legs

by noobstertheBIG September 1, 2022

Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you

"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"

by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

Baby Lit

When you're almost lit - phase between tipsy and extra lit.

Ronak is baby lit, just took his first two tequila shots of the night.

by returnofthenak February 16, 2017

Baby-Daisel

To take a long time to finish an alcoholic beverage at a bowling alley.

How long you gonna baby-daisel that white russian, bro?

by ThundercockBand January 1, 2009

Baby Pool

When you cum in a girl’s bellybutton

I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night

by JDPatriot November 8, 2021

baby breaker

1. when a woman gets punched in the baby maker

2. like Combo breaker, but on a woman with a blow to the gut

B-B-Baby Breaker!

by inuyasha3896 March 10, 2011