mom virus

The parental controls on the home computer that mom put in place so I couldn't use the internet after 9pm.

AKA: dad virus

GF: How come you didn't IM me last night?

Me: Mom virus on the 'puter.

by El Todd April 16, 2009

Keaton’s Mom

Super hot mom. 100% milf

Use 1: When keaton’s mom is SUPER hot

by Hdnsmsnd November 24, 2021

your mom

Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.

Billy - So what did you do last night?
Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol

by Kryptick July 30, 2016

Your mom

A type of joke about a persons mother

Your mom is so fat

by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015

Zayn’s mom

Zayn’s mom

Zayn’s mom?

Yea that def Zayn’s mom

by Someone from E group chat… July 19, 2021

william's mom

william's mom is a word that means milf

william mommy is a milf that's what William's mom means

by William.m March 30, 2023

your mom

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

by Fuck you clit face October 15, 2010