Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

Being a Max

being a max is a versatile word phrase when someone is being intelligent, creative, funny, kind, cool, or in general an upstanding and awesome person. It is the utmost of compliments and should be treated as such!

he was totally being a max when he helped me find motivation to do my homework!

that guy absolutely killed it on stage, talk about being a max!

by the loch ves monster November 23, 2021

Max Morrison

Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.

Look at max morrison’s cock

by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022

Max

A guy who's either one of the best people you'll ever meet or the worst, there's no inbertween. More street smart than academically intelligent (unless he is more of a Maximus) and knows how to charm the ladies, yet is oblivious to how obvious he flirts. Don't be fooled by his strong outer shell and dark jokes because at heart he is very caring but doesnt always know how to convey it in the right way. Overall, beneeth deep secrets that every max has is a genuinely good guy.

Guy - "Max is just the best"
Girl - "Depends which one you are talking about"

by Walkingdictionary5 November 23, 2021

Maxed Out

Overdoing It/ Doing way too much, overacting, being too loud, or just pushing it past normal limits.

-“She was maxed out at the party — heels too high, makeup too loud, tryna be seen.”

-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”

-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”

by playacentric October 9, 2025

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx

Max is pengggg

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020