No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020

he finna kevin

When your friend who needs to make a quick buck goes the last line of defence... kevin

James: ".g"
Andrae: "he finna kevin"
Aiden: "what does that mean?"
Andrae: "it means he finna kevin"

by SurosAlt January 21, 2021

Getting a Kevin on

Getting turned on or aroused buying guns.

Or by collecting guns.

I'll be getting a Kevin on later today.

I think I'll get a Kevin on after while wanna join me ?

by The real one now September 18, 2021

Doing a Kévin

When you react to something that happened a while ago

Ayo this nigga is doing a Kévin

by Bigzizon29 December 25, 2021