by Tompson Versetti May 25, 2004
The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 05, 2010
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"
by SpiderGirl May 01, 2003
When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
by The Shephard April 03, 2009
by Selur livid March 25, 2015
1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 07, 2009
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!
by RadioHead33 November 15, 2008