Faux Town Fever

the anger/depression that mounts as a direct result of growing up in Downtown Fort Myers, Florida as a person of "subculture."

Melody drinks so much because has Faux Town fever.

by BDGHOUL August 19, 2017

kronie town mingler

That Rando in every resort/ski town who materializes outside the grocery store/convenience store parking lot who obviously isn’t there to shop and is simply around to provide a necessary means of procuring cannabis for the flockers and gawkers.

Joseph, hangout while I grab some snacks see if you can score some takeout from the Kronie Town Mingler.

by The Duderbeero August 7, 2024

Boy of the town

The male version of Woman Of The Town. A prostitute.

He's such a boy of the town. You can alway get a good time with him.

by Jewish-Assassin January 25, 2020

Brown Town Circle Round

When you cirlce something around a persons anus like a penis or finger

Hey I was with my girl last night and gave her that brown town circle round

by JediMasterBader September 1, 2025

juice town

the town of the juice.

a random thing to say in conversation.

a group of friends talking about something interesting, then randomly Nick blurts out " Juice town".
everyone's like wtf, why did u just randomly say juice town.
nick says because its stimulating.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

Trap Town

A small rural or suburban town that people live in for the entirety of their lives. These towns are filled with families who have been there for generations. Children are born and raised there, where their parents were born and raised before them. Everyone knows each other. If a person doesn’t get out of the town as soon as they have independence, they will most likely be “trapped” there.

Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.

I got out of my hometown as soon as I soon as I can. My brother wasn’t as lucky. He’s lived here his whole life. It’s a total trap town.

by Shit.zone July 19, 2019