Novemberance Day

The holiday Rememberance Day that small children have accidentally come to know as Novemberance Day, most likely due to the fact that it is in November.

Boy: "Hey mom are we gonna get poppies this Novemberance Day?"

Mom: "Hmm? Oh! Don't you mean Rememberance Day?"

Boy:(embarrassed) "Yeah, that one."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl November 11, 2009

Wrestling Day

27th December: the day that marks the end of the core Christmas season. Marked by an escalation into violence of squabbles between siblings over shared presents.

The day when you wrestle the last scraps of meat from the Christmas-dinner carcass

The real Christmas season runs from Christmas Eve Eve to Wrestling Day.

It's only Wrestling Day and Wayne has already broken the Xbox!

by Terroin December 30, 2011

Freedom Day

An anual holiday celebrated in Canada on January 14th. It's to remember how free the people of this nation are.

January 14th is Freedom Day! Celebrate!

by Me September 12, 2003

Day-Tie

A person who wears a certain tie on a certain day, usually executives or organized people.

Cubical Worker: Dude, the boss always wears that yellow tie on Wednesdays.

Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.

by djfjd May 25, 2009

Hump Day

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings

No example for Hump Day required...see above.

by justpassntime November 4, 2011

MLKFC Day

Honoring the King by going to eat the buffet at KFC on MLK Day. This day typically falls on the third Monday of January.

Hey, what are you guys doing for lunch today?

Damn dawg, you stoopid! It be MLKFC Day mayne, get yo ass there!

by The Donfather January 18, 2010

Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.

"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."

by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009