the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2024

Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.

Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''

by SvenFromMinecraft July 27, 2019

Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

by Knightking January 21, 2021

Don't be a SH

Someone who is super homophobic, fomo, and annoying.

You are feeling FOMO? Please don't be a SH.

by Dundundundubbbbb February 28, 2023

Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server

An expression of an extreme lack of interest

Person 1: My grandma just died and I have to go to her funeral, can you do my homework?
Person 2: Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server
Person 1: Bruh

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

Chuck don't pay for strange

America knows that.

Chuck don't pay for strange.

by Goatmangold September 02, 2022