north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

Tylenol American

“Tylenol American” is slang term for an American individual with autism in regards to recent research connecting the consumption of Tylenol (acetaminophen) with increased risks for autism.

Pippa is a prime example of a proud Tylenol American.

by ya_homeboy_prophet October 4, 2025

American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.

American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

Native American dick

Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.

Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol

by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024

American Cheese

1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.
2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese

1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE.

2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.

by Sea person July 19, 2021

American Gomez

A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.

Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!

by Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk July 4, 2016

Mopar American

A pejorative used to describe African Americans, due to their high frequency of purchasing, or theft of, Chargers and Challengers to use for illegal activities such as street takeovers.

If it weren't for those Mopar Americans, I'd be less embarrassed about owning a Hellcat.

by Dean Golberry March 2, 2025