vagina

could be wide, could be long, could be dry, could be wet, could be stretchy

she had a vagina

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

VAGINA

The source of all problems created by males.

Something a gay man wishes he had.

If I could just stay away from the vagina, I'd get stuff done.

Gay man: "If I had a vagina, Bobby would fuck me more."

by Marcel Duchamp August 23, 2022

Vagina Confident

A stoner stud that sprays lots of men's axe cologne and attracts female inmates with her smile and imaginary penis and often likes to secretly go down on unsuspecting ladies.

With a flick of her wrist Teya becomes Vagina Confident and makes panties drop.....

by Mackii Monroe November 27, 2016

Vagina-bug

"Vagina-bugs" is another term of endearment for your son or daughter, or any youth that might cross your path.... If they are treated like the animals they are, they won't be civil or friendly towards anyone ever.... These are the worst ones.... They must be kept in a small, tightly closed wire or steel bar cage until they calm. If one or more of the "V.B" congregate or gather, the only way to successfully eliminate their colony is to spray with a mixture of pesticides and melatonin....

Congratulations on the birth of your beautiful vagina-bug!

by Crispyshelbycake July 1, 2022

Vagina Tickler

Vagina Tickler, A man (or woman I guess?) that tickles vaginas because they find it pleasurable.

Brad is a vagina tickler that tickles Kim's vagina when she wears spandexs, leggings, and other skintight shorts. Kim laughs and then cries.

by SomRandom June 13, 2023

Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016