tom

tom is defo sus and likes cock up his ass hes like the new version of hitler with a better kd

joe: who is tom

ben: tom is the new hitler but hes gay

joe: whos joe

ben:joe MAMA
obama: come an take this L

*joe dies from cumming in toms ass*

by Localsnitch beater June 11, 2021

tom holland

the hottest British man live who plays spiderman

mia: omg tom holland is like so hot
me: i know right

by iaminlovewithtomholland May 1, 2021

tom

A tom is Ugly and mostly and old name, toms are stupid and weird don´t talk to toms

That guy is such a tom

by litte 12 14 December 19, 2017

Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 6, 2023

tom nook hamburger

"tom nook hamburger" Is a discord group chat (I know very loser) consisting of the following 5 members: Sherlyne, Griffin, Ava, and last but certainly not least the coolest one of all, Lio. This group chat mainly focuses on topics regarding music specifically K-Pop. The 3 out of the 5 like K-pop: Ava, Ani, and Lio. Although the other two may not have similar interests, they all still try to make sure nobody is left out. I must say they are an excellent group chat. The group first started when Lio and Griffin met on a Roblox experience called "Survive Lovely Peaches in Area 51." Then a few days later the duo turned into a trio after they met Ava. They all got along pretty well. After 2 years of the existence of the group chat Lio was friends with Ani and all 3 of them agreed to add her. They have been thriving since and continue to be absolute losers on the internet.

"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO COOL AND BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"

by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.

Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.

by shiegolas April 30, 2015