max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.

Max baillie, chicken head.

by Youngbaz January 20, 2025

Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max won't stop bothering me!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

by fro99er July 15, 2024

max's ass

A well muscled man's ass in uniform. A "Trooper butt."

Did you see him from behind? He has a Max's ass.

by Emmykitsune April 18, 2018

Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass

Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot

by Lickylemons May 30, 2018

Anita Max Wynn

“Anita Max Wynn” saying said by Drake on a stream that has now become a meme. His voice was heightened when he said it and the long pauses in between just made it extra sassy. The origin of the hat itself is from a show in Miami where Drake was handed the hat by his stake associate. The original design was made by Seol Garcia.

You see something that’s just like you but a different version of you.
“This is my.. Alter ego, Anita Max Wynn”

by wetf4rt7193 January 2, 2024

Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.

Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?

by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022