Absolute fucking roadmap wannabe. Comes across like a bullshitter but will legit burn down your house with vape liquid and a lighter (arsonist fucking menace with psycopathic traits). Got a 'stab wound' but defo just fell into a fucking table like a pussy bitch and lied to make himself look as solid as his non-existent penis. Vape skills make me want to end my life. No fucking eyebrows and I do not regret shaving them off hehe. 2/10 titwanker would not recommend. Case closed, unlike his mums legs.
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