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Funky town

In a word, sex.
Me and Jane went to funky town last night!
by The REAL Shydaddy June 20, 2022
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Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)
I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”
by ValueJew June 21, 2022
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Here Town

A small town in the USA bordered by qrrbrbirlbel, founded by Lyco Jsxbot in 1836.
It's most notably the living place for the 3 Jaxbot Boys (Aiden, Jaxon, and Kenny), as it means on the Here Town flag (a striped pattern of green, red, and blue.)
"Hey bro, you coming to my party this weekend?"
"Naw, sorry dude. I'm going to Here Town for a vaycay"
by David Twerkbuttz June 29, 2022
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National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.
Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month
by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022
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Culichi Town

A city women with nice big asses
D: Hey mark do you want to head to Miami?
M: Nah Dave my girl wouldn’t want me to because it’s a Culichi Town.
by Jaggy the baggy October 26, 2022
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Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022
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Down town girl

Me: I’m a down town girl
Girl: isn’t that the Pinterest aesthetic?
Me: yah
by Kazthesnaz November 17, 2022
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