fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger's syndrome is a disease that is a mild variant of autism. "Aspies" tend to have the same social, organizational, and sensory difficulties as other autistic individuals, but their intelligence, communication and developmental abilities are not as affected by their disease as their peers. They also may exibit the same symptoms as their peers with ADD or ADHD (concentration, tendency to create errors due to speed, etc). Many adults that were simply "daydreamers" are now believed or known to be diagnosed with this disease. Many are NOT emotionally disturbed and may go on to lead sucessful (college, job, family, independant) lives.

Some of the greatest human minds are believed to be autistic; Albert Einstien and Thomas Edison are among them. Asperger's syndrome also affects the lives of many non-famous people.

by Jessica B April 9, 2006

John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.

Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.

by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

muppet syndrome

The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.

I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.

by The Other Greg June 15, 2006

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

upperclass syndrome

when an upper classmen spends most of his time trying to get with younger girls, but usually doesnt succeed.

Garrett is always spittin at the sophmore girls, but doesn't get much. He has upperclass syndrome.

by E-NO March 10, 2007