upperclass syndrome

when an upper classmen spends most of his time trying to get with younger girls, but usually doesnt succeed.

Garrett is always spittin at the sophmore girls, but doesn't get much. He has upperclass syndrome.

by E-NO March 08, 2007

creepy dirks

The one friend who always trys to get some at a party but never can usually to lack of penis size or just plain creepy and trys way to hard. He becomes extra creepy when intoxicated.

Man that guy is being a creepy dirks tonight.

by E-NO March 08, 2007