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straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022
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The shower

The shower can be in a separate shower cubicle or be connected to the water taps belonging to a bathtub. There are permanently installed showers and hand showers. They are connected to water pipes and are usually equipped with thermostatically controlled mixers for maximum comfort and optimal energy consumption. They are usually adjustable to be adjusted to the showerer's height. In front of the shower cubicle there is often a shower curtain or similar device.

Showering requires less hot water than taking a tub bath, which is why it is often recommended for water and energy saving purposes. The comparison is based on a shower of some or a few minutes and a full normal-sized bathtub; conditions may change if these conditions are modified.
The shower can be in a separate shower cubicle or be connected to the water taps belonging to a bathtub. There are permanently installed showers and hand showers. They are connected to water pipes and are usually equipped with thermostatically controlled mixers for maximum comfort and optimal energy consumption. They are usually adjustable to be adjusted to the showerer's height. In front of the shower cubicle there is often a shower curtain or similar device.

Showering requires less hot water than taking a tub bath, which is why it is often recommended for water and energy saving purposes. The comparison is based on a shower of some or a few minutes and a full normal-sized bathtub; conditions may change if these conditions are modified.
by fet ost December 14, 2022
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Blood shower

Blood shower is when you intake many womens period blood
"Girl make a Blood shower and let swin in it!!!"
by Bbcmanbbg December 14, 2022
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Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
Hey do you want an expensive shower?
by AriaorAries January 16, 2023
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Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)
Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.
by pokewaffles January 29, 2023
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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
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Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)
by MikeZmf February 6, 2023
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