Get the Paulmug. Beautiful boy with big gorgeous eyes and flaming red hair. His smile is so contagious and devilishly handsome, it would make anyone melt. He's hella dreamy and would make anyone smile. He always wears super cheesy, wholesome t-shirts and the color blue for some reason. His curiosity for things in the world is inspirational to everyone he meets. He has a can-do attitude that will light up your days. He will always be there for you and really values his relationships with people. Won't leave you on read and super romantic. He's just a dreamboat.
by wet_rat April 9, 2019
Get the Paulmug. A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.
by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025
Get the Angry Paulmug. by Cuntdestroyer420 November 22, 2021
Get the Paul Kohlmug. When someone is acting particularly like soggy bread, in a nerd way. They may talk about war crimes or DnD, then act as of it's the peak of humor.
Examples: "omg that's so Paul-core of you" after someone has made a reference to any niche point in time which involved aggressive war crimes
by Noonelovesme#52 November 15, 2023
Get the Paul-coremug. Person 1: hey have you seen jake Paul’s new video?
Person2: fuck no he is a bitch and he gives people cancer he prolly jacks off to little girls
Person2: fuck no he is a bitch and he gives people cancer he prolly jacks off to little girls
by I’myourdaddy123 October 25, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug. Jake paul- that one person who thinks he can do anything but to others(who he doesn't pay to say he is great) is a totall loser and is probably worse for you brain than cocain and meth combined.
you are Jake paul... just kidding to one is as stupid as him unless you are a jake pauler meaning you need to be sent to a mental hospitall
by KsimonForLife September 8, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug.