dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.

The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.

by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence

Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017