muffin trap

The act of sitting on someone’s face with your bare ass

yo dude the girl i was hanging out with last night tried to muffin trap me.

by C_ick77 August 18, 2025

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

by I like burger January 29, 2025

DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

by anonymous February 1, 2025

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025