mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.

Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back

by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008

monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

monkey clap

Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.

Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!

by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008

monkey shoes

Cheap shoes bought for doing everything. Often on special and have no quality whatsoever.

Hanz just bought another pair of monkey shoes what a cheapskate.

by Ryzzzr31 April 13, 2013

act a monkey

To act up inappropriately in a situation.

I got to work today and couldn't get anything done cause they act a monkey up in here.

by Blended 1 January 7, 2014

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016