rubber monkey

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

jordan is such a rubber monkey, he barely even remembers his own name its coz hes fae the bundy

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Monkey Spam

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

by ecognition April 23, 2009

mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.

Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back

by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008

monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

monkey clap

Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.

Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!

by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008

monkey shoes

Cheap shoes bought for doing everything. Often on special and have no quality whatsoever.

Hanz just bought another pair of monkey shoes what a cheapskate.

by Ryzzzr31 April 13, 2013