The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by anonymous November 25, 2023
Get the Pineapple maxingmug. by SHAZAP November 3, 2023
Get the Maxmug. by Soap112 September 29, 2021
Get the Max and theomug. Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.
by Josh’s should s b December 23, 2019
Get the Max Mmug. Max is a very lovable person. will most likely find their true love at a young age and will find school rough. They are matched well with most normally matched well with girls named Ruby. They are cocky and have high self-esteem, however, is always used in a good way to make people smile. Max's are the type of people you should cherish if you have been blessed enough to have known or met a Max in your life. When Max starts to become flirty they have found the person they want to be with. most of the time Max's have a hard time trusting people but when they trust someone they get very easily attached. They have attachment issues. When they find someone and open up to that person their entire life has been steered towards that person. All your thoughts are channelled towards that person. However, when someone thing hurts you emotionally it takes a while for you to bounce back. Max's are always genuine and are always meaning the best by their actions.
Max meets a girl
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
Smirky smile
Max: "Hey what's your name?"
Girl: "my name's Ruby"
Max: "Hey Ruby your very pretty"
Ruby: falls in love
by SLIDIE CARS November 24, 2021
Get the Maxmug. The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug. by Bamnoodled January 14, 2020
Get the Maxmug.