spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Coca leaf Vs Monster

A individual leaf that is much stronger than the average coca leaf.

To use coca leaf Vs monster the sentence originates from “Coca leaf is like sprite, this leaf is like MONSTER!

by Elijahthebro March 11, 2024

LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.

Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own

by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024

Cookie Monster

A guy or person who only goes for the vagina, the cookie. his only motivation is getting off. To an extreme it can mean a person who commits sexual assault or even a rapist.

He is such a cookie monster.
That is cookie monster behavior.

by cakissecrets January 17, 2026

Monster

A car

Runningwind got struck by a monster, oh well

by thewarriorcatsdictionary. February 18, 2026