A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
by askite January 22, 2021
Get the Green Tea Bitchmug. A person who appreciates Green Day for producing music that they have liked and rocked out to for a number of years now.
Though, recently and becoming more common is the older Green Day 'fan', who is ditching their loyalty to the band, as they feel that liking them is 'un-cool' now that they have been more in the public eye.
Since American Idiot was released, the kids that have grown to like Green Day through the newest album, apparently make Green Day a bad band to support.
This is a very simplistic view to take, and it just highlights that the average older Green Day fan who takes this approach is really a dumbass deep down.
Though, recently and becoming more common is the older Green Day 'fan', who is ditching their loyalty to the band, as they feel that liking them is 'un-cool' now that they have been more in the public eye.
Since American Idiot was released, the kids that have grown to like Green Day through the newest album, apparently make Green Day a bad band to support.
This is a very simplistic view to take, and it just highlights that the average older Green Day fan who takes this approach is really a dumbass deep down.
True Green Day Fan: "I will remain loyal to Green Day until the day I die."
Dumbass Green Day Fan: "Green Day blow now that they are famous. I only support bands that no one has ever heard of, and when those bands become famous i shall ditch them too. I suck."
Dumbass Green Day Fan: "Green Day blow now that they are famous. I only support bands that no one has ever heard of, and when those bands become famous i shall ditch them too. I suck."
by Ezekiel Mills December 28, 2005
Get the Green Day Fanmug. The girl who has blue-green eyes is a fun, exciting person. The one everyone else envys. She's beautiful even without makeup. When she walks into a room all of the men and even the women stare. She's the truest friend you could ever have and a good keeper of secrets. Don't look into her eyes too long because you may fall under her spell and become addicted. She's a keeper.
by h3ll.on.h33lz June 11, 2014
Get the blue-green eyesmug. Someone performs Green Light Redemption when they have been honked at for sitting at a green light for too long after it changed from red. In order to make up for sitting at the light for too long, they will speed off and stay about two car lengths ahead of the person who honked at them.
"The light has been green for two seconds. We better see some intense Green Light Redemption for this shit."
*honks*
*honks*
by oyeemily August 11, 2009
Get the Green Light Redemptionmug. Refers to pulling out a wad of cash and paying someone and making the motion of painting over your hand while flipping out the bills.
by Carmine From Jersey November 8, 2007
Get the green paint brushmug. A lesbian sex position in which a woman rubs her wet pussy against an open wound, cleansing the wound with her pussy juice.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
Get the Marjorie Taylor Greenemug. Green eyed girlfriend is a porn hub video of a girl and her boy friend having sex and in the back the T.V is playing really loud in the back
Ally : have seen the green eyed girlfriend yet people at school have been talking about it all day
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?
by anonymous November 17, 2020
Get the green eyed girlfriendmug.