When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.
by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022

When someone cancels or pulls the plug on something (date, appointment, project, etc) at the last minute. In honor of Miley Cyrus canceling her Charlotte, NC concert just 30 minutes before it was supposed to start.
by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

by the real mistermannn January 3, 2024

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017
