I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

bro got cloned

a person looks different like weird

kay flock bro got cloned

by frnkstin October 17, 2022

You got no kulture

No taste

Eww you don’t watch anime you got no kulture

by Dusty loscat August 20, 2022

You got 4

referring to the four players needed to play a multiplayer game requiring a team of four or zombies on Call of Duty.

Person A: Yo man, want to play some zombies

Person B: I'm already playing
Person A: You got 4?
Person B: Yeah

by TS Jigglez December 9, 2010

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020